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Two and a Half Men

TV Series2003 – 2015TV-1430m12 seasons · 262 episodes
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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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Jean Sagal
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E1The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014 · 30m · Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.TVmaze 4.9
E2A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014 · 30m · When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.TVmaze 4.1
E3Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014 · 30m · Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.TVmaze 4.8
E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014 · 30m · Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.TVmaze 5.0
E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014 · 30m · Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.TVmaze 4.7
E6Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014 · 30m · When Alan realizes Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way.TVmaze 5.0
E7Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014 · 30m · Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls' night with a group of moms.TVmaze 4.5
E8Family, Bublé, Deep-fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014 · 30m · Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.TVmaze 5.2
E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015 · 30m · Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.TVmaze 5.2
E10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015 · 30m · Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.TVmaze 5.0
E11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015 · 30m · Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.TVmaze 5.1
E12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015 · 30m · When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.TVmaze 4.6
E13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015 · 30m · Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.TVmaze 5.2
E14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015 · 30m · After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.TVmaze 4.8
E15Of Course He's Dead - Part OneFeb 19, 2015 · 30m · Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?TVmaze 5.4
E16Of Course He's Dead - Part TwoFeb 19, 2015 · 30m · The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper.TVmaze 5.6

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Jon CryerAlan HarperAngus T. JonesJake HarperConchata FerrellBertaCharlie SheenCharlie HarperHolland TaylorEvelyn HarperAshton KutcherWalden SchmidtMarin HinkleJudithMelanie LynskeyRoseJennifer TaylorChelseaAmber TamblynJenny
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Details

Premiered
September 22, 2003
Ended
February 19, 2015
Status
Ended
Network
CBS
Country of origin
United States
Language
English
Episode runtime
30m
Certificate
TV-14
TVmaze ID
130

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